While the initial craze of the book, 50 Shades of Grey, has begun to pass, the lingering need to embrace your inner sub is still itching underneath your skin. Perhaps you haven’t headed to the home improvement store to purchase your zip ties and shackles yet? Well, that’s ok. Now that you’ve waited awhile it won’t be obvious when you show up to the cash register with rope, coveralls and zip ties. You’ll just look like someone who’s going to paint bounded objects.
Actually, how bout we skip the home improvement stores and head straight to the gold? I’ll teach you how to create a 50 Shades of Grey night without having to put on your reflector vest or even leave your home for that matter.
First you’re going to have to get your hubs, your partner or your cabana boy to be down for this. They’re not going to want to read the book, so you’re going to have to explain to them why this is something that interests you. Some guys just get it and jump at the idea, others won’t be interested at all and it will be hard to sway them. I know, because I’ve tried.These men could probably be coerced into it, but I recommend starting out slow with them. If you’re new to it as well, I recommend slow all across the board. Also be sure to set up your safe word, something easy to remember/yell like, “Giraffe Nuts.”
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Once your self-assigned dominant is down for the beat down, it’s time to collect the necessary items to enact the book. First, get a cute pair of panties, because that’s all you’re allowed to wear. Leave your, “I’m watching re-runs of Family Matters” panties out of this. Next you will want to grab a few neck scarves and ties. They can be used for blindfolding, wrist binding–whether it be to yourself or to nearby bed posts, hog-tying, tying you to all points of the bed and gagging.
Next get some ice and a fly swatter–be sure to clean the crusted dead flies off first. Ice has long since been plugged for bedroom play, but where you can use it to “cool” people down and trail it along their body, I think you could use it as a “torture” device. I say “torture,” because cold ice on your happy bits can only be so “torturous.” Have your partner tie you up and rub the cold ice over every sensitive inch of you, it will be awful and wonderful all at the same time. As for the fly swatter? Before you go out and spend a lot of money, you should probably see if this is something you’re into. You’re partner can alternate between spanking you with their hand and with the fly swatter for a different sensation. If you’re down, then you can move on to actual whips and crops.
If you have a dog and an extra collar laying around, go and fetch it. Clean it though,there’s nothing worse than the smell of sex and dog fusing together. BDSM collars are frequently beautiful and made of leather, so if yours is some plastic thing with bones stitched on it, it might not have be as effective. However, you can still try collaring nonetheless to see if it’s something you could enjoy.
Lastly, you can use duct tape. I don’t truly recommend it because it will hurt and will take your hair off your body, but if you’re really itching to try BDSM and don’t have time to purchase bondage tape, it’s the next best choice. Be sure to tape the tape to itself, do not bind tightly and cut it off.
If these 6 household items don’t really appeal to you, no worries, you can find actual BDSM toys at Adam & Eve. You won’t even have to change out of your Family Matters panties. You can read about them and order discreetly online.